My Aching Back Sale

Special Offers

My back is aching, my shoulders are sore,
I hate to admit it
but I ain't young no more.
I love my alpacas, their bloodlines are fine,
my new hip would be happy
if a dozen were yours rather than mine.
Time to slow down, pass on a few of them creatures,
to a young one with muscles and other strong features.
My back is aching, my shoulders are sore,
I hate to admit it
but I ain't young no more.
I love my alpacas, their bloodlines are fine,
let's make a deal
so that some can be yours rather than mine!
Click on "Package Deals", select "My Aching Back Sale #1, 2 or 3 for details, then select your alpacas. Any alpacas on our sales list can be included in this offer. Financing available. Free delivery within 100 miles from our ranch.

My Aching Back Sale #1

Pick any 2 animals and take 10% off their combined value.
25% downpayment, 12 monthly payments, no interest.

My Aching Back Sale #2

Select any 4 alpacas and take 15% off their combined value.
25% downpayment, 12 monthly payments, no interest.

My Aching Back Sale #3

Select any 6 alpacas and take 20% off their combined value.
25% downpayment, 12 monthly payments, no interest.

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